pussy game too strong.

i'm natalie. this is all silly.
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I’m so pumped to see Adeela Dazeem tonight!!! #lastmonthsjokes (at If/Then Musical)

Birthday Twins 👯 (at Lillie’s Times Square)

Mama’s here!!!!! (at Times Square NYC)




Dolly Parton singing “Jolene” at 33 rpm. This might surprise you.

Perfect song is still perfect.

I can’t believe this hasn’t been sampled for a hip hop track.

He knows I’m leaving today so he’s being extra adorable and cats are jerks.

Just nappin with one leg up over here. No big deal.


one true love <3

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I forgot how much harder it is to Internet when you have a cat around.

Judging you, tbh. 

I don’t know why anyone would ever eat a sandwich WITHOUT Doritos on it.

The definition of comfortable. #justjet

My bartender is a regular at Joe so I got this hot mess out of nowhere for dessert. Banoffee : dulce de leche, banana, coffee cream on a graham cracker crust with roasted hazelnuts. Kate gets free coffee for lyfe. (at Company Restaurant)